Howdy, I’m Julian—your well-informed, slightly ancient, elder queer! I’ve been slinging hair since 2007, specializing in gender-affirming cuts & styles that’ll have you feeling like your true self, but with sharper edges. My true passion? Barbering and short haircuts. I LOVE short hair—let’s face it, it’s like the mullet of the soul: business in the front, party on the sides. Want to chat about the “olden days” of queerness? Maybe dabble in a little murder mystery (stay sexy, don’t get murdered)? Or perhaps get lost in the labyrinth of astrology? I mean, who doesn’t want to know if Mercury retrograde is personally out to get them?  Big 3 is cool, but tell me about your big 6? In short: I’m a mildly tired,  enraged Gen X-er who’s probably a match for you—unless you’re a Gen Z who thinks “vintage” means 2012.  Them’s fighting words!